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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
 | Subject: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:31 pm | |
| i thought taking on from 4knives' post in the beer topic it would only be right to warn each other about beers to avoid at all cost.... i personally think some of the shittiest pisswater i ever drank was fosters... and Carling
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jb Goat Terrorist
Posts: 624 Join date: 2008-10-18
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:33 pm | |
| Hansa, Tuborg, Premium... any Norwegian beer. |
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4knives Hate Supremacist

Posts: 170 Join date: 2008-10-19 Age: 31 Location: Italy
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:54 pm | |
| I agree about Foster but not about Tuborg. Of course we only get the cheap and horrible one. I don't drink it here in Italy. But up in denmark, there are different types. Tuborg Classic is good, and now they even made a Hvid (white) Tuborg and a Blaa (Blue) Tuborg. Chemical I think, since the ° is the same of the normal one (4,5°). The Blaa is terrible. The White one is quite nice. I don't think is draught but sold on bottles only. About danish stuff, avoid Carlsberg. But it's only a psychological stuff... carlsberg and tuborg is the same stuff. I don't like Heineken nor Stella Artois nor Tennents. It's strong, but it gives me headaches rather than pleasure... |
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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:58 pm | |
| yes tennants is strong but if one wants beer that strong should just go for duvel i think... i aggree on stella, really over rated rubbish.... i drink carlsberg since it's so cheap, not really strong enough but we cant have everything i guess carlsberg and tuborg are really the same beer? |
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oriasnuclearvomit Bestial War Tyrant

Posts: 341 Join date: 2008-10-17 Age: 24 Location: Whiskey Southern Hell
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| I hate practically any glorified American brewed beer like Budweiser, Miller, shit like that...I also can't fucking stand Bitburger..a german staple. When I lived in Holland, all the fucking clowns I knew drank that piss water. |
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nureintier Hate Supremacist

Posts: 127 Join date: 2008-10-18 Age: 28 Location: under the sign of the goat.
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| Budweiser is fucking nasty. My dad drinks that shit. I would almost mention Natural Ice but that shit doesn't even count as beer. My fondest memories of being underage and drinking involve bribing older friend to buy use that shit and then it tasted so bad we'd puke it up, especially when we'd also had a good deal of grain alcohol to wash it down with. Good times! That being said, I don't drink much in the way of beer, I'm more a hard liquor person, though I tried all sorts of things while living in Germany, but the fact is I just don't like beer much anyway. |
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oriasnuclearvomit Bestial War Tyrant

Posts: 341 Join date: 2008-10-17 Age: 24 Location: Whiskey Southern Hell
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| | nur_ein_tier wrote: | | Budweiser is fucking nasty. My dad drinks that shit. I would almost mention Natural Ice but that shit doesn't even count as beer. My fondest memories of being underage and drinking involve bribing older friend to buy use that shit and then it tasted so bad we'd puke it up, especially when we'd also had a good deal of grain alcohol to wash it down with. Good times! That being said, I don't drink much in the way of beer, I'm more a hard liquor person, though I tried all sorts of things while living in Germany, but the fact is I just don't like beer much anyway. |
Bitte ein Bit...the worst fucking beer ever. Well, second to Nattie Ice...eghh |
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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:00 pm | |
| i dont mind budweiser... i very very very rarely used to drink beer, while i was in belgium over the summer it was so cheap though i often ended up buying beer. i once bought 24 bottles of jupiler and 24 bottles of hoegaarden for roughty 20usd |
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Shaxul Amniotic Sac

Posts: 33 Join date: 2008-10-19 Age: 32 Location: Pictavia
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:58 pm | |
| | oriasnuclearvomit wrote: | | Bitte ein Bit... |
Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.
In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!??? |
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4knives Hate Supremacist

Posts: 170 Join date: 2008-10-19 Age: 31 Location: Italy
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:25 pm | |
| | parasyte wrote: | | carlsberg and tuborg are really the same beer? |
well maybe it's not exactly the same, but in 1970 Carlsberg acquired Tuborg... in denmark they have fun because 50% of the danes are with Carlsberg and the other half with Tuborg... and the joke is saying that only the name and what it represents divides the people. |
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oriasnuclearvomit Bestial War Tyrant

Posts: 341 Join date: 2008-10-17 Age: 24 Location: Whiskey Southern Hell
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:32 pm | |
| | Shaxul wrote: | | oriasnuclearvomit wrote: | | Bitte ein Bit... |
Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.
In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!??? |
Haha...motherfucker! I about pissed all over myself. This made me laugh so hard. |
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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:41 pm | |
| | Shaxul wrote: | | oriasnuclearvomit wrote: | | Bitte ein Bit... |
Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.
In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!??? |
this is the same in the uk... biere d'or golden beer or something.
or they have this cheap belgian beer (supposedly) which has a french name like biere de pay flandre (i forget the exact name they use).. but it makes no sense since in flanders they dont speak french but flemish so surely a beer from flanders would have a flemish name.... |
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nureintier Hate Supremacist

Posts: 127 Join date: 2008-10-18 Age: 28 Location: under the sign of the goat.
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:51 pm | |
| | Shaxul wrote: | In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!??? |
Probably just write it so that people who don't know any better will buy it, because there is no chance of people who've had it before buying it, I suppose. But then, some people seem to like piss-tasting beer, which is why my dad drinks Budweiser I guess. The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money. |
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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:27 am | |
| | nur_ein_tier wrote: | | The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money. |
so true, they sometimes sell 24 half liter cans of carlsberg for 20usd, which is really the only time worth buying beers when you can get a bottle of bourbon for 18usd
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oriasnuclearvomit Bestial War Tyrant

Posts: 341 Join date: 2008-10-17 Age: 24 Location: Whiskey Southern Hell
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:48 pm | |
| | parasyte wrote: | | nur_ein_tier wrote: | | The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money. |
so true, they sometimes sell 24 half liter cans of carlsberg for 20usd, which is really the only time worth buying beers when you can get a bottle of bourbon for 18usd |
Crown Royal is a nice substitute for the weakness of beer.  |
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 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:50 am | |
| The worst fucking goddamn swill I've ever poured down my throat was some bottled asspiss in Luxembourg called Mousel. No matter how much of it you drank, it never got any easier. I'm still waiting on a collective apology from the EU for this abomination. |
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oriasnuclearvomit Bestial War Tyrant

Posts: 341 Join date: 2008-10-17 Age: 24 Location: Whiskey Southern Hell
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:14 pm | |
| | Gasmask Pedophile wrote: | | The worst fucking goddamn swill I've ever poured down my throat was some bottled asspiss in Luxembourg called Mousel. No matter how much of it you drank, it never got any easier. I'm still waiting on a collective apology from the EU for this abomination. |
I never got to drink any beer while I was in Luxembourg. There was a cool ass Metal shop there that I remember getting some choice shit at. I got my Sarcofago"Rotting" LP while I was there. |
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parasyte Goat Terrorist

Posts: 639 Join date: 2008-10-19 Location: the shire
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SFM Hate Supremacist
Posts: 137 Join date: 2008-10-28
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:33 am | |
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avrlabel Goat Terrorist

Posts: 588 Join date: 2008-10-18 Location: Ljesanska Nahija,Montenegro
 | Subject: Re: bad beer Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:33 am | |
| | Shaxul wrote: | | oriasnuclearvomit wrote: | | Bitte ein Bit... |
Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss. |
Hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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