bad beer

i thought taking on from 4knives' post in the beer topic it would only be right to warn each other about beers to avoid at all cost....

i personally think some of the shittiest pisswater i ever drank was fosters... and Carling

Hansa, Tuborg, Premium... any Norwegian beer.

I agree about Foster but not about Tuborg.
Of course we only get the cheap and horrible one. I don't drink it here in Italy. But up in denmark, there are different types. Tuborg Classic is good, and now they even made a Hvid (white) Tuborg and a Blaa (Blue) Tuborg. Chemical I think, since the ° is the same of the normal one (4,5°). The Blaa is terrible. The White one is quite nice. I don't think is draught but sold on bottles only.
About danish stuff, avoid Carlsberg. But it's only a psychological stuff... carlsberg and tuborg is the same stuff.

I don't like Heineken nor Stella Artois nor Tennents. It's strong, but it gives me headaches rather than pleasure...

yes tennants is strong but if one wants beer that strong should just go for duvel i think...

i aggree on stella, really over rated rubbish....

i drink carlsberg since it's so cheap, not really strong enough but we cant have everything i guess

carlsberg and tuborg are really the same beer?

I hate practically any glorified American brewed beer like Budweiser, Miller, shit like that...I also can't fucking stand Bitburger..a german staple. When I lived in Holland, all the fucking clowns I knew drank that piss water.

Budweiser is fucking nasty. My dad drinks that shit. I would almost mention Natural Ice but that shit doesn't even count as beer. My fondest memories of being underage and drinking involve bribing older friend to buy use that shit and then it tasted so bad we'd puke it up, especially when we'd also had a good deal of grain alcohol to wash it down with. Good times! That being said, I don't drink much in the way of beer, I'm more a hard liquor person, though I tried all sorts of things while living in Germany, but the fact is I just don't like beer much anyway.

nur_ein_tier wrote:

Budweiser is fucking nasty. My dad drinks that shit. I would almost mention Natural Ice but that shit doesn't even count as beer. My fondest memories of being underage and drinking involve bribing older friend to buy use that shit and then it tasted so bad we'd puke it up, especially when we'd also had a good deal of grain alcohol to wash it down with. Good times! That being said, I don't drink much in the way of beer, I'm more a hard liquor person, though I tried all sorts of things while living in Germany, but the fact is I just don't like beer much anyway.

Bitte ein Bit...the worst fucking beer ever. Well, second to Nattie Ice...eghh

i dont mind budweiser...

i very very very rarely used to drink beer, while i was in belgium over the summer it was so cheap though i often ended up buying beer. i once bought 24 bottles of jupiler and 24 bottles of hoegaarden for roughty 20usd

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

Bitte ein Bit...

Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.

In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!???

parasyte wrote:

carlsberg and tuborg are really the same beer?

well maybe it's not exactly the same, but in 1970 Carlsberg acquired Tuborg... in denmark they have fun because 50% of the danes are with Carlsberg and the other half with Tuborg... and the joke is saying that only the name and what it represents divides the people.

Shaxul wrote:

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

Bitte ein Bit...

Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.

In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!???

Haha...motherfucker! I about pissed all over myself. This made me laugh so hard.

Shaxul wrote:

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

Bitte ein Bit...

Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.

In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!???

this is the same in the uk...
biere d'or golden beer or something.

or they have this cheap belgian beer (supposedly) which has a french name like biere de pay flandre (i forget the exact name they use).. but it makes no sense since in flanders they dont speak french but flemish so surely a beer from flanders would have a flemish name....

Shaxul wrote:

In France we have a cheap beer called "La Belle Brasseuse", don't really know how to translate, maybe "The Beautiful Breweress" (if the word does exist hehe), it shows a woman with blond hair holding a beer... Most of time with such piss, they write "Bière de luxe" on the beer, which means "Luxury Beer", I still wonder WHY as they write this only on the WORST ones!!!???

Probably just write it so that people who don't know any better will buy it, because there is no chance of people who've had it before buying it, I suppose. But then, some people seem to like piss-tasting beer, which is why my dad drinks Budweiser I guess. The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money.

nur_ein_tier wrote:

The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money.

so true, they sometimes sell 24 half liter cans of carlsberg for 20usd, which is really the only time worth buying beers when you can get a bottle of bourbon for 18usd

parasyte wrote:

nur_ein_tier wrote:

The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money.

so true, they sometimes sell 24 half liter cans of carlsberg for 20usd, which is really the only time worth buying beers when you can get a bottle of bourbon for 18usd

Crown Royal is a nice substitute for the weakness of beer.

The worst fucking goddamn swill I've ever poured down my throat was some bottled asspiss in Luxembourg called Mousel. No matter how much of it you drank, it never got any easier. I'm still waiting on a collective apology from the EU for this abomination.

Gasmask Pedophile wrote:

The worst fucking goddamn swill I've ever poured down my throat was some bottled asspiss in Luxembourg called Mousel. No matter how much of it you drank, it never got any easier. I'm still waiting on a collective apology from the EU for this abomination.

I never got to drink any beer while I was in Luxembourg. There was a cool ass Metal shop there that I remember getting some choice shit at. I got my Sarcofago"Rotting" LP while I was there.

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

parasyte wrote:

nur_ein_tier wrote:

The problem with beer is there isn't enough alcohol in it anyway, so I figure it's a waste of my time/money.

so true, they sometimes sell 24 half liter cans of carlsberg for 20usd, which is really the only time worth buying beers when you can get a bottle of bourbon for 18usd

Crown Royal is a nice substitute for the weakness of beer.

what's this drink?

Any beer is a good beer

Shaxul wrote:

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

Bitte ein Bit...

Haha this sentence always made me laugh because "bite" in French means "dick" so you could translate it by "Please give me a dick"! Perfect beer for GORGAYROTH, right? HAHAHA!!! And indeed this beer is piss.

Hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oriasnuclearvomit wrote:

Crown Royal is a nice substitute for the weakness of beer.

Quoted for truth.

parasyte wrote:

what's this drink?

http://www.crownroyal.com/
Good stuff. I recall once my roommate and I had 2 weeks vacation from work (we had the same job) and visited her grandparents for a couple days during our trip around the new england states. Every morning when we woke up her grandfather would hand us a glass of crown royal and cook steak and eggs for breakfast. good times. best breakfasts ever, those...

after hitting a beer automatic-vendor machine I can say that Bavaria from Holland is one of the worst beer ever...

I concur.
Go to Norway and you will see there is some serious competition in the bad beer field.

On a more personal note: your pack is ready and will leave on Monday.

St Mirren 1 - 3 Rangers

Kyle Lafferty celebrates with team-mate Steven Davis

Highlights - St Mirren 1-3 Rangers

By Clive Lindsay

Substitute Kyle Lafferty inspired Rangers to a win over St Mirren that restores the Glasgow side's one-point lead at the top of the table.

Lafferty's flick-on was headed into his own net by Marc McAusland after 47 minutes and the forward set up Steven Naismith for a tap-in 11 minutes later.

Rangers' top scorer, Kenny Miller, pounced on a McAusland mistake to fire the third after 68 minutes.

Michael Higdon replied from the penalty spot after Steven Davis handled.

But the Buddies could not salvage a point and remain on the bottom of the Scottish Premier League while Rangers leapfrog city rivals Celtic at the top.

Rangers had switched to their more attacking domestic formation, with winger Vladimir Weiss passing a fitness test to replace Kirk Broadfoot.
Kyle Lafferty and Kenny Miller celebrate
Lafferty and Miller were instrumental in Rangers' win

St Mirren manager Danny Lennon sought to pack the midfield, with Hugh Murray coming in for Higdon, who has been struggling with a knock.

But it was the Buddies who provided the early threat, with on-loan Celtic forward Paul McGowan wriggling clear inside the box but sending his mis-hit 16-yard drive wide.

Striker Gareth Wardlaw found himself with space inside the Rangers penalty box but failed to hit the target with his header from 12 yards.

St Mirren had the ball in the net when Aaron Mooy pounced after Allan McGregor dropped a Jure Travner cross, but it was ruled out because Wardlaw had forced the goalkeeper into the fumble with a vigorous barge.

Rangers started to dominate possession and up the tempo, with Weiss leading the probing and winning a free-kick from which the visitors came close to breaking the deadlock after 28 minutes.

Steven Davis's 22-yard drive clattered the crossbar before coming off goalkeeper Craig Samson's hand and deflecting wide of the post.

Samson was fortunate a minute before half time when it looked like Rangers had taken the lead.

The goalkeeper seemed to miss his punch when trying to prevent a Weiss corner reaching the head of Steven Naismith eight yards from goal, but referee Craig Thomson ruled out the forward's effort, seemingly for a foul.

Rangers withdrew Weiss, who had been booked for an angry push on David van Zanten, at half-time and on came forward Lafferty.

It took the Northern Ireland international two minutes to help Rangers break the deadlock after their first sustained spell of intense pressure on the home defence.

He headed on a Davis cross and McAusland directed it into the far top corner from eight yards.

Buddies boss Lennon responded with the withdrawal of Mooy and the introduction of striker Higdon.

However, the Paisley side fell further behind and Lafferty was again involved.

Davis released the striker down the left and he rolled the ball into the six-yard box for Naismith to flick home the winner for his eighth goal of the season.

Another McAusland mistake secured Rangers' win when he attempted to control a back header from John Potter but was robbed by Miller, who steered his drive past the exposed Samson.

The Buddies were unlucky not to reply immediately when Madjid Bougherra's attempted clearance struck the inside of the post and Higdon's low drive on the rebound looked to be heading in via a deflection off Sasa Papac.

However, McGregor showed his Scotland international form to claw the ball off the goal-line.

They did get the goal their determination deserved after 75 minutes when a Travner cross struck Davis's hand and Higdon tucked away the penalty kick.

Higdon squandered a chance to give Rangers a more nervous finale when he skied his drive from 14 yards after fine set-up play by Travner.





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